You stumble upon a Reddit forum buzzing about Gamestop (GME) stock. Fuelled by memes, a desire to stick it to the hedge funds, and maybe a few late-night YouTube videos about the stock market, you decide to dive in.

You buy GME stock and direct register your shares to prevent Mr Mayo from shorting them. Ramen noodles become your primary food group, because every penny counts towards buying more GME shares.

Every waking moment is spent glued to your phone, watching the ticker like a hawk. Roaring Kitty tweets, and the apes erupt in a frenzy. Is it time for another moonshot?